Jokes

Joke On Mobile

1 ladki thi diwani si

,mobile le k ghumti thi,

nazre zukake sharmake mobile me kuch karti thi,

jab bhi milti thi,

mujse puchha karti thi 'Ye LOCK kese khulta. 

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li.

Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacherke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

Pathan Student:

Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?

Miss:

No

Pathan Student:

Kamal hai

subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!